I would bring my clothes to life so they could fold themselves and put themselves away.
Me: Hey, you get in the washer and add some soap, and you better get those stains out. Then when that's done get in the dryer and you better use a bounce sheet.
Clothes: But what if we only have bounty?
Me: Then go buy some stupid.
Clothes: Yes ma'am
Me: And When you are done, go fold yourselves.
* Dryer buzzes*
Me: GO OPEN IT NOW!
Long Sleeve Shirt: Okay ma'am.
*opens dryer*
Wool Sweater: I um kinda shrunk.
Me: excuse me! What did i tell you!?
Wool Sweater: Only cold wash.
Me: Exactly! stupid sweater , away with you!
Wool Sweater: Sorry ma'am
Me: Yeah, you better be.
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