Thursday, October 21, 2010

My Inanimate Object

I would bring my clothes to life so they could fold themselves and put themselves away.

Me: Hey, you get in the washer and add some soap, and you better get those stains out. Then when that's done get in the dryer and you better use a bounce sheet.

Clothes: But what if we only have bounty?

Me: Then go buy some stupid.

Clothes: Yes ma'am

Me: And When you are done, go fold yourselves.

* Dryer buzzes*

Me: GO OPEN IT NOW!

Long Sleeve Shirt: Okay ma'am.
*opens dryer*

Wool Sweater: I um kinda shrunk.

Me: excuse me! What did i tell you!?

Wool Sweater: Only cold wash.

Me: Exactly! stupid sweater , away with you!

Wool Sweater: Sorry ma'am

Me: Yeah, you better be.

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